An episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Scene 1EditWario: I like killing things! Let's kill stuff, Waluigi!
Wario: Yay, a new bell phone sharper!
Meowser: Meow. (purrs and curls up with Wario)
Wario: I'm allergic to cats! (turns green)
Waluigi: Oh noes! Wario is green!
Wario: Nyeh! (throws Meowser into the bell phone sharper with Knuckles) Ah. That's better. (turns back to normal)
Bowser: Eh, I never cared about him.
Wario: Let's switch scenes to the writers.
Diddy Kong: I like tea bags.
Waluigi: Easter bunny goes hoppety hoppety hop!
Waluigi: That's not a football team.
Alvin and the Chipmunks explode and Nim-nom eats a taco. Your dad comes out of the screen screaming about how much he loves the show and you die. The end.