“So admit it..... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy toned frame.... I'm the perfect specimen of a man ..... What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!”
-Wario complaining about insultsWario, (also known as the Wacky Fartynous Lump of Random Poopiness, Fartio, Fatio, Fattie, Stupid Guy, Chicken Wing, Lump of Crud, Fartudinous Lump of Poo, FLOP (because F is for Fartudinous, L is for lump, O is of, and P for Poo, Hi, Bye, King Warious Augustus), and Poop Sandwich) is a fat guy that eats waaaay too much food. He also sits on the couch too much playing Angry Birds and Angry Warios. He also plays Cut the Wario, Where's My Wario, Wario Super Sluggers, Wario Teaches Typing, Wario Street, Super Wario Galaxy, Wario at McDonald's, X-Men Vs. Koopa Mafia, and Super Wario Bros. When he isn't he's probably on one of his 1,000,000,000 TV shows or starring in a shame. He is the brother of Waluigi, who is the exact opposite of him. Yet they're twins! How is that even remotely possible?
Wario was born on June 29, 1985, weighing 200 pounds. His mom freaked out, and was relieved when Waluigi was born two minutes later that he was skinny.
He and his brother Waluigi are magicians.
Why is he so fat?Edit
Well, there are many possibilities, here are some.
As you can see, he has starred in lots of shows. There are even more coming to TV and Movies.
- The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
- The Super Wario Bros. Random Show!
- The Super Wario Bros. Strike Back!
- The Super Wario Bros. Strike Three
- McDonald's Wario
- The All New Wario Hour!
- Wario's Game Show
- Wacky Wario's Wheel of Misfortune
- Wandom Wario
- The Super Wario Bros. Magic Show!
- Super Wario Land
- Cooking with Wario
- Wario's Guide to Life
- Everybody Loves Wario
- The Wario Store!
- The Wario Show
- Super Wario Preschool
- Mario and Wario
- Wario's World
- Wario's Bathroom
- Waluigi's Quest
- Wario's Fat Tips
- Wario Clone Show
- The Super Wario Bros. Stupid Show
- The Super Waria Sisters Wah-wah Show
- Wario's Epic Adventures
- Wario and Wapeach
- Wario McStuffins (worst show ever)
Wario has also starred in many shames.
Stuff about himselfEdit
Ripoffs, clones, and impostorsEdit
Many people believe that guys like Popcornario, Lario, Smallio, Cario, and Rario originated from Mario. But Wario will have none of that. They all originated from Wario, as Wario can be traced back 25 years before Mario, who didn't originate as a cookie, actually a waffle.