Waluigi is the twin brother of the Fartudinous Lump of Poo. He is the exact
Here he is, stroking that awesome stache. Wario: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT COMPLIMENTING MY BROTHER?
opposite of him. He's skinny, doesn't
Waluigi playing with Wario in Wario Kart: Double Dash!!
lounge like him, and can dance better.
Wario: STOP COMPLIMENTING MY BROTHER.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Waluigi eats healthy, nutritious food. He still goes to McDonald's, but he orders salads.
Wario: Sheesh. I need to eat healthier.
Waluigi: Yeah, you're a fartudinous lump of poo.
Wario: SHUT UP.