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The X-Men go shopping in this WONDERFUL episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Script[]

Scene 1[]

Wario: Boy, I am starving! (opens the fridge) Wait, where's the food? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scene 2[]

Wario: Hey guys. WHO ATE ALL THE FOOD?!

Donkey Kong: Bowser and I were having an eat-off. Whoever ate the most food wins 25,000 dollars from the loser. I won.

Bowser: Because you ate 78 pounds of AIR, idiot!

Wario: No matter. GET IN THE BUS. WE'RE GOING TO MATT'S GROCERY STORE.

Waluigi: Mkay.

Wario: Mkay. Now let's go!

Scene 3[]

In the X-Men's bus

Wario: Good morning, X-Men! To get on, you pay FREE dollars!

Knuckles: Yaaaaaay.

Everyone gets on the bus.

Donkey Kong: So, where is this Matt's Grocery Store?

Wario: On the 217th floor of the Matt Mall.

Donkey Kong: Oh, cool. And by that I mean PLEASE LET THERE BE AN ELEVATOR!

Wario: NOPE! I'm too lazy, so I made sure Matt shut down the elevator so we could take the stairs.

Donkey Kong: NOOOOOOO!

Wario: Uh, yep. Crummy idea, huh?

Donkey Kong: Ya think?

Wario: By the way, just kidding. (presses the elevator up button) Okay, any time now.

Waluigi: Hey, Wario?

Wario: Yeah?

Waluigi: How come I've never been in any of your video games?

Wario: Uh, well, it's probably because Nintendo wasn't really sure about you. I'll talk with them later.

Waluigi: That doesn't mean 3 seasons from now, right?

Wario: Dude, I have a busy schedule.

Waluigi: Okay, the elevator's here.

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