Wario: NO! COKE AND G-oh, wait, you said garlic. Never mind about that. Anyway, hi, X-Men. Today we're gonna sneak into a G-rated movie!
Knuckles: Oh, cool. Waaaait, if it's G-rated, everyone can watch it.
Wario: I know, but I'm just broke. I just gave all my coins to Mario. But later, I'm gonna go into Super Wario Bros. to get more. Or take them back. I'm helping the enemy.
Bowser: All right.
Waluigi: Let's go!
Donkey Kong: Hey, you're not an X-Man.
You: Sorry. (leaves)
At the movie theater
Wario: Alright, we're outside. What we're going to do is take this rather fabulous diamond pen and cut a hole in the wall. Then the other side will seal it up, but afterwards, there might not be any seats in the theater because I don't know what movie this is or when it started. But who knows? (cuts a hole in the wall) Oops, it's empty.