This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Script[]
Scene 1[]
Mario: Muahahaha. I'm going to poop on Wario.
Mario sneaks up behind Wario, who is watching television, and The Mario Show is on.
Mario: WOW! THE MARIO SHOW IS ON!!!!!!!!???????
Wario: Who goes there? MARIO?! (Punches Mario in the face)
Scene 2[]
Later at the Koopa Mafia hideout
Goomba: You narcissistic IDIOT! You were supposed to poop on Wario, not get caught up in The Mario Show! I'd attack you, but I have no arms. My life as a Goomba is hard. Sometimes I wonder how I've gotten this far along in life with no arms.
Mario: I'm not narcissistic! (Sees himself in the mirror) Whoa, my skin looks awesome. (Strokes his mustache)
Koopa Troopa: Yes you are narcissistic.
Goomba: Yeah, now shut up with the word narcissistic.
Scene 3[]
Back at the X-Men hideout aka Wario's house
Knuckles: So, you avoided being pooped on by Mario?
Wario: Yeah, I guess, but all I was doing was watching TV.
(Mario sneaks up again and poops on Wario)
Wario: Dangit! I need to shower now.
Scene 4[]
Back at the Koopa Mafia hideout
Goomba: Great job, this is a great day for the Koopa Mafia. (throws up) But not a good day for my tummy tummy tummy. (goes to lie down)
Scene 5[]
Wario has finished showering, and is getting dressed. Mario's head appears from the toilet, and Wario goes to sit on it.
Wario: Man, I need to poop. (poops) WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mario: HEY! I'M HERE!
Wario: Oh, Mario?
Mario: Yep.
Wario: (poops on Mario for seven days)
Scene 6[]
In the Koopa Mafia hideout
Goomba: We never sent you back to Wario's house you idiot! He pooped on you for a fridaying week?
Mario: Yeah.
Goomba: You're fired.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Dies)