Cheese is Good For You! is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! season four.
|Season 4, Episode 4|
|Air date||September 26, 2003|
|Written by||Greatlegoman29 and Matt11111|
|Directed by||Greatlegoman29 and Matt11111|
|Wario Shakes His Booty||Lots of Squirrels|
Wario (while munching popcorn): This is EPIC.
Waluigi: Did you just quote like you were some 14-year-old girl from 2014?
Wario: Wow, how did you predict the future?
Waluigi: Well, I was just talking on a whim.
Wario (pulling up chalkboard): This science shows that "oh" "and kay" subtracted from fishi-
Waluigi: Wait, I know it already.
Wario: OK now. I will pull this back into the basement, so just pause the show. Oh, and it is Mr. Bollox's Mom Show.
Waluigi: OK, but- FOURTH WALL BREAK!
Wario: How do you know we're doing a show?
Wario: Want me to pull this chalkboard up again?
Waluigi: NO WAY!
Wario: OK... but do you notice we have done over 5 OK's so far? That's pretty repetitive. But whatever.
Waluigi: How do you pause this thing? *click* *click* *click*
Wario (from downstairs): D'oh, d'oh, d'oh! D'OH, I MISSED!!!
Waluigi: Well, I'm going to eject this DVD if it won't pause. *ejects* Hey... what's that? Special Message from Koopa Mafia... YOU ARE A FISH! Well, I gotta go complain to the Koopa Mafia.
Wario: OK! Well, I made it back, but I have to go-
Waluigi: Why won't the show pause?
Wario: Dude, you're watching this on Epic Random TV. So it will never pause.
Wario: But what is that DVD?
Waluigi: DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S A SECRET MESSAGE FROM THE KOOPA MAFIA!
Wario: I see. So let's just blend it.
Waluigi: YOU! COPYING MY FUTURISTIC PREDICTION MOVES! YOU WILL BE BUSTED! Maybe looks like the Koopa Mafia is good after all.
Wario: HEY! Y U NO WANT BLEND?! Well, I guess you are angry, and so am I. D'oh.
Dero the TV Announcer: Will Wario and Waluigi get out of this futuristic prediction-word mess, whatever you call it? Find out on The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! after the commercial break.
Waluigl: Not if you watch it on DVD! Wait, another fourth wall break... D'oh.
Knuckles: Heh, those Wario Brothers are going to get ripped off by their cheap, new house!
Donkey Kong: Why would you say that if they're our friends?
Knuckles: Well, I guess they just made a bad choice.
Donkey Kong: Of course. *Zing!* Welp, it's time for me to go off to the gym. See ya!
Meanwhile at Wario and Waluigi's neighbor's house...
Neighbor: Oh my, I really need something for my kids to do.
Neighbor's husband: Well, good news! I found this camp online called "The Koopa Mafia Camp" where I will enroll my little Smallie in so she can have some fun with her school friends. She will be a great artist!
Neighbor: Perfect! I'll go post this on my blog.
Smallie: Hey Daddy, can I invite Jane over?
Neighbor: Hey wait a minute! I just found online that Mario owns that camp. And the average rating was negative 0.5 stars. I don't trust him anyway. Smallie, go ahead and invite Jane.
Wario: I need to go to the grocery store.
Waluigi: Welp, I need to go to the gym with Donkey.
Wario: Why's that?
Waluigi: Because... Wait, didn't Greatlegoman want this script to himself?
Wario (gasping): ANOTHER FOURTH WALL BREAK? What is going on?
Waluigi: Looks like we gotta go to the doctor then and solve this psychological mystery.
Wario: Wait-- better yet, we can go to the nearby fortune teller and figure this out!
Waluigi: Fine. Let's go.
The two hop into their car and just drive off. You know the drill. Meanwhile at the neighbor's (again)...
Neighbor: Paul... look! There was just a smudge on this screen. It says 8.5!
Paul (neighbor's husband): Oh, good. Also, your thoughts on Mario?
Neighbor: Well, he is actually a pretty loving person, you know.
Dero: Okay! As you see, the neighbors must not care...
Paul: What was that?
Neighbor: Just some voices in your head.
Paul (grunting): Hmmph...
Jane visits and knocks on the door. Meanwhile, Smallie, whose name is revealed to be Addie (or Addison long), goes up and opens the door. The two start playing.
Neighbor: So you want to sign her up for the Koopa Mafia camp? It will be great!
Paul: Sure. Now, I'll go count the money.
Meanwhile in Wario's car...
Wario: Boring station...
Waluigi: Awesome station!
Wario: Woah, woah, woah! Whatever.
Wario accidentailly plugs in his headphones at high volume, provided by Waluigi.
Meanwhile at the gym...
Donkey Kong: I hope Wario and Waluigi didn't get frauded by the Koopa Mafia DVD!
At the psychic place...
Fortune teller: Breathe in the spirit that this crystal ball holds.
Wario (inhaling): Cheese is good for you!
Waluigi: You've got it right.
Wario: How do you know?
Waluigi: Been going to these for about 7 years, every two months or so.
Waluigi (sniffing): Hey, what's that fishing nasty stench?
Wario: Oh, that's the cheese I said?
Fortune teller: Now, be silent and listen. This cheese smell is only coming from me, because I am one with it.
Gym staff member: I am writing an email to those people if they will not show up!
Donkey Kong: (comes in on the grappling hook) Welp, here I am. (Lifts all the weights at once.)
Gym staff member: Mkay, thanks for showing up.
Donkey Kong: No problem. I LOVE THE GYM! (Runs home)
Gym staff member: I quit, boss.
Boss: Mkay, I hated you anyway.
Wario and Waluigi are in the car.
Wario: Welp, before we go to the gym, I'm going to--GOOMBA ON THE STREET! (Throws a tire at him)
Wario: I was going to say we would stop and get some cheese at the grocery store. But now we need to go to the tire shop and get a tire.
Waluigi: Why not just go up and get it?
Wario: Right. (Grabs the tire and puts it back on)
Waluigi: To the grocery store.
At the checkout...
Wario: Hi. We would like all your cheese please. MORE RHYMING!
Waluigi: I just bought this TSWBWWS DVD.
Wario: FOURTH WALL BREAK! And how did you get that?
Waluigi: Magic, duh.
Wario: Well, I just ran for it. That's all.
Dero: If you want some more Wario Bros. suspense, buy the all-new DVD, The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show Season 1 Volume 1 today! Don't forget to look out for Volume 2, coming out this November!
Waluigi: What a fourth wall break. Well, let's go home and eat the cheese.
Meanwhile at the neighbor's...
Neighbor (on phone): And so, Susan couldn't hire a babysitter, bla bla blah...
Paul: Honey, could you take our daughter and sons to Chuck E. Cheese? I'll get them in the car.
Neighbor: Hold on a second, I need to get them over.
Caller: So, I think my son... OK. *beep*
Wario: Mmm, this cheese is good!
Waluigi: But we'll stink like cheese afterwards.
Wario: Nevermind. I have to show you some science first.
Waluigi (groaning): Augh, not another lesson.
Wario: Well, that's all in the lesson! Heh...
Waluigi goes upstairs and shuts his door.
Waluigi: MORE CHEESE! YAY!
1 month later...
Neighbor: OK, Smallie, now remember not to shout at your brothers.
Smallie: OK, mommy.
Twin brother #1: Hey, you wanna play some Pokemon on our Gameboys?
Twin brother #2: Sure! Lemme get it set up. You get the games out and put them in.
Twin brother #1: OK!
Meanwhile, their parents finish packing and start the car.
Whole family: We're off!
Twin brother #2: Ugh...
Back at Wario and Waluigi's house...
Wario: Hey, I'm bored.
Waluigi: Hmm... ZING!
Wario: Wow, how did you engage in saying out cartoon sounds?
Waluigi: Whatever... this strange convulsion will just last. Maybe if we go on a cheese-only diet, that will work...
Wario: OK. So, what was the idea?
Waluigi: Um.... KAPOW! (Falls out the window)
Wario: Yeah, let's eat cheese only.
The camera then zooms out, to display a movie theater, where the screen changes to Dero speaking.
Dero the TV Announcer: Well, that was a wonderful paradox-confusion thingy, wasn't it?
Knuckles (in theater): Of course it was. Oh, and did this look like it never happened in real life?
Donkey Kong: Well, I think this was in our life. But we must have just been watching a movie with some fitting announcements. GULP! FOURTH-WALL BREAK!
Dero: Well, that concludes today's show. Maybe. Anyway, we'll see you again in our to be continued episode, coming up next week. Stay tuned!
Knuckles (while tripping): Whoaoah!
Donkey Kong: I feel like there's something missing.
Wario: Whoa, don't forget! EAT CHEESE!
THE END...,. Of scene 18...
Smallie: Chuck E Cheeses is AWESOME!
Paul: I love it too! I won an Xbox One there.
Twin brother #1: Rip it, sip it, win it! I won a trip to Hawaii. For one. See you! (Hops on the plane that was right next to the car)
Twin brother #2: I won one too! (Joins his brother on the plane)
Smallie: Whoa, that was weird. What's the airplane doing next to the car?
Paul: D'oh. I forgot something about airplanes. It's on the tip of my tongue....
Paul: When did you get into horse racing?
Smallie: I..... didn't? I hate Hawaii. Too hot for me.
Paul: Aha, planes pull up by cars with twin brothers with twin prizes.
Wario: Hey, this is supposed to be our show!
Waluigi: Ever heard of guest stars?
Wario: They aren't guest stars if they have their own completely unrelated sub-....episode? Sub scene?
Waluigi: What a mess of randomness.
Gym boss: So what you're telling me is a mokey came, lifted all the weights, dropped them, and left on a grappling hook? (Cell phone rings)
Donkey Kong: (on the phone) I'm a gorilla.
Gym boss: Then a monkey's uncle came...
Donkey Kong: Nope, Diddy's a chimpanzee.
Gym staff member: Pretty much.
Gym boss: Mkay then. D'oh.
Gym staff member: It was pretty weird.
Gym boss: Ya think?
Dero: So now I have no authority over when episodes end?
Dero: This is wack, yo.
Wario: No one ever hired you to be on this show anyway. Uuuuugggghhhh, not another fourth wall break.
Waluigi: Yeah it was. Also, why are we here? I brought cheese.
Wario: We'll talk later. In a nutshell, it'll involve you, Dero, going home.
Waluigi: I got an email this morning saying some friend of mine named Ben wants 1.2 million dollars from us.
Wario: Welp, let's go home and get that money. And why have I never heard of Ben?
Waluigi: You have. (Pulls up a video camera)
Footage from the camera
Ben: Hi, Wario.
Wario: Hi. What's up?
Ben and Wario go and talk for three hours.
Back to real life
Wario: Must have had my memory wiped.
Waluigi: Yeah, by a baby wipe. Your memory is so bad.
Smallie: Something seems wrong..... Where's Mommy?
Neighbor: I disappeared. I'm back now.
Smallie: Mommy's a magician!
Paul: Yeah, she was Momhocacadabra.
Smallie: What an awful name.
Neighbor: Yeah, it was.
Paul: I was Dadbracadinkleberg.
Smallie: Way better.
Wario: Dero, you're fired.
Wario: What kinda scream was that?
Dero: Um.....KAPOW! (falls out the window) Like I said, kap-ow.
Wario: Right. 2+2=4. PLAGIARISM IN MATH!
Dero: Plagiarism isn't the word kapow.
Waluigi: Anyway, let's go back home. I bought a Wii U.
Wario: How? The Wii doesn't even exist yet.
Dero: Whoa, how did you guys predict the future?
Wario and Waluigi: It's called talking on a whim, silly.
Dero: Whoa, okay, but how did you buy a Wii U?
Waluigi: That's actually code for more cheese.
Dero: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. IS THAT ALL YOU TALK ABOUT?
Twin brother 1: Wow, Hawaii is nice. Except for the fact that we're STANDING ON A VOLCANO!
Twin brother 2: You worry too much.
Lady: Would you like a tropical soda?
Twin brother 2: Tropical soda?
Lady: It's really Coke, work with me here.
Twin brother 1: I'm going out with this lady!
Twin brother 2: NOPE! I AM.
2 hours later both brothers are getting married to the lady.
Twin brother 1: Wanna come back to the Mushroom Kingdom with us?
Paul, his wife, and Smallie are at home waiting for the brothers to come from Hawaii. They show up.
Paul: Hi, who's the lady.
Twin brother 1: This is Celia, our wife.
Paul: OH HECK NO! FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S POLYGAMY. SECOND, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 1894613 DAYS.
Twin brother 2: (punches Celia)
Paul: Mkay, you're ungrounded.
Wario and Waluigi are back at home
Wario: (plays the trumpet)
Waluigi: Whoa, where did that trumpet come from?
Wario: I dunno. (plays 100 notes really fast)
Waluigi: You seem to be really good at it.
Wario: Actually, I have no idea what I'm doing. Also, this trumpet is made of cheese. (Eats the trumpet)
Waluigi: Yummy. Wait, did you just eat the whole thing in one bite?