This is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Waluigi: Oh, cool! Let's show the other X-Men.
In the living room.
Knuckles: What's going on, guys?
Wario: I baked some chips and put them in this big bag. Who wants some?
Donkey Kong: No offense, but you have a pretty bad reputation when it comes to cooking.
Wario: What the Friday are you talking about?
Donkey Kong: Last time you baked cookies, you accidentally made them too hot and we all exploded.
Wario: That was one time. Let it go! At least you were back in the next episode.
Bowser: True, but what about the time you made a cake? We thought it was brown because it was a chocolate cake. Turned out you burned it.
Wario: OK.... So I'll just go where no one knows how good I am, the street.
Donkey Kong: I'll try them if they get on the news.
Donkey Kong: And if they get their own chapter in history books, they cure cancer, it makes people taller, becomes popular among penguins, and a bunch of other stuff. I'll make a list.
Wario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (asplodes) See you later. (goes to set up a chip stand)
At the new chip stand
Wario: Where are all the dang customers?
Waluigi: This block isn't very busy.
Wario: Oh yeah?
Suddenly, an influx of people come in
Waluigi: Never mind.
Wario: Who wants to sample my chips?
Customer 1: I'll pay 50 dollars.
Wario: That'll give you.... 200 chips!
Customer 1: Wow, thanks!
Wario: Who else wants to take some for just a quarter?
Customer 2: Me! (takes 12)
Wario: That'll be 3 dollars.
The rest of the scene consists of customers taking random amounts of chips and Wario receiving lots of munny.
A police officer comes up to Wario's chip stand
Police officer: You got a license to be selling chips here?
Wario: Yes..... No.
Police officer: You're in big trouble. The punishment is... no eating chips for a week.
Wario: Okay. No Chips. One Week
1 week later
Wario: I got a license to be selling these chips, and I haven't eaten any.
Police officer: Good boy. You're free to go.